So You Want To Marry A Millionaire
Okay, ladies, gather around. You want to marry a millionaire, huh? Well let me help you. First off! You got to be a ten. I know it's harder and harder to be a dime piece as age strikes. Gravity takes hold and starts bringing your bits lower and lower. Your arms start to look like wizard sleeves. But keeping it tight is essential. Attractive Women get Rich Men. Well, to be blunt, Rich Men go for young little things. But you're not that, I'm assuming, or else you wouldn't be looking up how to do this.
Secondly… You have to be a widow. A divorcee isn't sexy. It's not. It means that either you couldn't hack it or you just left your man for the money. Neither of those things are attractive to your Rolls Royce suitor. You need your husband to be super dead. So if he's not… well then work on that.
Third, don't have any kids. If you have kids from a previous situation, then drop them like a bad habit. This Millionaire Man is going to want no heirs to his legacy. It's just the name of the game. So no matter how old or young he is you're going to have to let him pump you full of spunk. I know that sounds absolutely horrendous but, hey, that's what you signed up for, right? So then you're going to have to have his kids. Just get it over with. It's not like you have to actually love them or care for them or anything. Don't sweat it.
Fourth, you have to be a lamprey at all the right areas. I'm talking about night clubs, lounges, VIP sections, operas, ballets. An easy way to get this is to sleep with the door man or whoever is in charge there. It sounds ridiculous, I know, but that one degrading act will get you into all the hot areas. And it's certainly worth the investment, ladies.
Fifth, it's an absolute must for you to pretend like you have self-worth. It's probably the most important aspect of this whole ordeal. A man will be attracted to your pseudo-confidence. Don't act like you have any insecurities and that money really isn't a big deal to you. So when he buys you a drink look him in the eyes, lick your lips, and pour it out. Then go, "Oopsie. Little girl made a spill spill." He'll think, "Wow." And easily buy you another.
Sixth. Forgive your father for what he's done.
Seventh. Always carry feminine fresheners in your purse. You have to make sure your snatch smells like a meadow literally twenty-four seven. You never know when he's going to either see it or smell it (whichever comes first).
Last but not least. Be down for any fetish. You'd be wildly surprised by how often these millionaires are into orgies or sex toys or like to jerk off onto feet. It's a wild world out there but you gotta want it, ladies. You gotta want it. Now go out there and get to marry a millionaire man!!
Also read: How To Date a Millionaire Successfully?